christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
I’m a nice guy I like to have a good time and chill but there’s so much hate in my heart lmao
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
i really like the way the gamecube was designed especially the handle so you could grab it and beat the shit out of your friend when they take your star in mario party from you